Exhibit A: my client's weight this morning, ladies and gentlemen, was
208. Ok, it was 208.9, but in my client's weight loss world decimals don't exist
Exhibit B: I refer the ladies and gentlemen of the board to my client's avatar.
40lbs lost since the end of July!
Exhibit C:
Is it now not true, ladies and gentlemen of the board, that my client
IS NOW OVERWEIGHT RATHER THAN OBESE???
(I've been watching quite a lot of Law and Order recently. Apologies.)