I had a chuckle at my job today...thought I'd pass it on. We were finishing a LONG hearing and the following exchange took place:
Me:
I believe I now have heard all the evidence and have verified your addresses. Is there anything else?
Defendant:
Are we still under oath?
Me:
Yes.
Defendant:
Bummer.
Me:
Why? Did you want to lie about something?
At least it tickled me!