Not sure where to put this - comments that make you want to smack someone

[nicolewoods1]

@ vicsin hilarious!!!!

[starbrite]

Biggest gripe ever - you have such a pretty face.............
New gripe, having lost 60lbs one of my colleagues suggested I start a blog with before and after pictures. My boss, who is super skinny and super fit pipes up "She doesn't want to do that, she's only halfway there !" She of course was right, but I would have liked to bask in the glory for just a few moments

[leeshalulu]

When rude strangers or family members say something to the effect of " OMG!Look at how fat she is!" I simply say-"if you thinks this is bad, you should have seen me before I lost 45 pounds!" Then walk away. Usually-it embarasses them, and it makes me give an evil little smile!