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Old 05-01-2009, 06:37 AM   #1
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Texas
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Lost Wife
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

That's right girls - keep our men in line!!!

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