Joke: Smart Husband
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
That's right girls - keep our men in line!!!
Last edited by honeybear; 05-01-2009 at 06:45 AM.