I'm completely out of ideas. DH and I have been racking our brains trying to come up with something funny and original.
The catch this year is that I'll be hugely pregnant. DH suggested body painting....but a snowball has a better chance of surviving in **** than he does of getting me to go out of the house without a top and just a painted torso.
It seems like everybody and their mom takes it upon themselves to dress like a ... ahem...slut on Halloween.
Last year, DH and I went as Michael Vick and one of his dogs...it would have been great had there not been a manufactured costume of the same thing.
We put a ton of effort into that.
The year before I was a maxi-pad with wings.
Here are some pictures:
Ignore the mess....this was an idea that was thought up the night before Halloween....we had a LOT of work to do.
I should note that DH's skin was stained for almost a week...he had a fun time at work