Good morning everyone!! I just wanted to say a quick hello to everyone before I head out the door to work. I think Napoleon is coming back today so I will have to lay low. Or, since he's so short, maybe I should lay high!! Anything above knee level should do!!
Here's another poem to get you in the dieting mood...
Bad Diet! Bad!
Losing weight is really great
I love my brand new bod...
But even goods things have their moments,
So... Let’s give them a nod...
Writing in my food diary
makes me think of eating.
The other day I wondered if
eating the book was cheating...
I used to have nice boobies
The men would stare in shock...
But now they’re by my ankles
And I have to buy bigger socks...
Walking on the treadmill
I get so hot and damp....
I reminds me of those awful times
away at Summer Camp.
Eating healthy makes you poop
So bad... I’m afraid to flush
without breaking it in several pieces
with my toilet brush!
To sum it up and all that stuff,
let’s make a little list...
I will be vague but after all
I think you’ll get the gist.
Boobs are droopin’
Can’t stop poopin’
Writing down my meals
Walking on the treadmill
HEY! This wasn’t in the deal!
I just wanted to lose some weight,
not droop and poop and sweat...
But if that’s what it takes to get to goal
I’ll do it... you can bet!
Have a wonderful day all!!