Please please please use a self tanning cream on your strap marks and ditch the bed. Please.
I know you said no lectures, so I'm not going to lecture. Instead I'll show you this:
See that keloid scar between my breasts? It goes all the way around under my right breast. I had surgery last December to remove a skin cancer spot that went all the way down to my breastbone and into my right breast. It's fairly calm this weekend, but some days the scar is bright red. It shows when I wear anything low cut or when I'm in a bathing suit.
I have a radiation marker implanted in my right breast, as well, and have to have mammograms to check it's position once every three months.
There is no history of breast cancer in my family. All of this is because when I was a kid and a teenager I tanned and now I have skin cancer. It's not the only spot I've had removed. It's just the most obvious.
Please use a cream tanner and ditch the bed. Don't do this to your body.