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Old 01-04-2008, 10:54 AM   #1
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Talking Jewelry Shopping.... A funny

Jewelry Shopping





> > A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around,
> > spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she
> > bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
> >
> > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> > noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
> > right now.
> >
> > As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form
> > of a salesman standing right behind her.
> >
> > Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
> > salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
> > today?'
> >
> > Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
> > been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
> > the price of this lovely bracelet?"
> >
> > He answers, "Madam, if you farted
> > just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price."
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