I wanna stay fat because.....
08-22-2011, 01:31 AM
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This time, it's forever..
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 544
S/C/G: 187/136/125
Height: 5'6
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I wanna stay fat because my thigh fat applauds me when I do squats.
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08-22-2011, 04:59 PM
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#452
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I've picked my hard...
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Denver
Posts: 543
S/C/G: 232/206/170
Height: 5'4"
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I wanna stay fat because I love the looks at work on cake day.
I wanna stay fat so my friends have someone that they're skinnier than.
I wanna stay fat because I love the fact that my skirts are shorter in the back than they are in the front...it's a fashion statement!
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08-22-2011, 05:09 PM
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#453
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: IL
Posts: 246
S/C/G: 244.4/194/140
Height: 5'8"
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I wanna stay fat, so I can use my belly as a cup holder.
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08-22-2011, 05:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Columbus OH
Posts: 1,931
S/C/G: 260/ticker/145
Height: 5'4"
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I want to stay fat because it's easy for people to ignore and forget me.
I want to stay fat because I love how mercerizing it is when my body jiggles like jell-o.
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08-22-2011, 06:56 PM
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ms.lisa
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: illinois
Posts: 106
S/C/G: 256/136.4/140
Height: 5'1"
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i want to stay fat because if i drop food it never hits the floor it goes in my bra, no 5 second rule there 
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08-23-2011, 07:54 AM
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#456
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: San Mateo, CA
Posts: 336
S/C/G: 236/?/132
Height: 5'6"
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I love being fat because I don't have to think of clever things to say back to men who would try to hit on me if I was skinny! I can just go about my day without the interruptions!
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08-23-2011, 11:25 PM
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#457
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 32
S/C/G: 346/307/250
Height: 5'10
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This is the most funniest thread I have ever read..I had to add......... 
I want to stay fat because I love the way my thighs continue to jiggle after I stop walking!
I want to stay fat because I love the way all my necklaces look like chokers!
I want to stay fat because I love when people look in the family picture album they have to play the "where's waldo" game to find me(that's how much I get my picture taken)
I want to stay fat because I love going into stores to buy a pair of jeans and I have to become an auctioneer to find my size.......(in my auctioneer voice).....ok I see 18's ,18's do you have size 20's ok 20's going once..ok I see 22's do I hear 24's going once,twice,....sold! to the fat frustrated chic with a headache 
Last edited by Divaintheworks : 08-23-2011 at 11:26 PM.
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08-23-2011, 11:40 PM
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#458
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NW PA
Posts: 1,222
S/C/G: 252/holding at 161/160
Height: 5'-7"
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I know this thread is a joke - but oh, my. The things we've said. But the great thing is, we can say them because we are changing them. Still, my heart breaks at some of the comments because I know they come from real life experiences.
Here's to all of us. We aren't going to stay fat much longer. We are all on our way to great health and smaller bodies. Let's just keep up the good work while being able to laugh at ourselves along the way. Deep down, I know there isn't a single reason any one of us really wants to stay fat.
Lin
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Life style change started on Jan 13, 2011. I was going to lose 100 pounds by Christmas.
I lost 90 pounds by Oct 1, 2011 and am holding there for now. We'll see what happens.
New goal: To maintain at about 160 Final Goal: To decide if I need to lose more
Just Keep On Keepin' On
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08-24-2011, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 40
S/C/G: 225/215/125
Height: 5'3"
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I wanna stay fat because my jelly rolls can open a bakery.
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08-24-2011, 01:16 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Toronto
Posts: 54
S/C/G: 324/268/140
Height: 5'2"
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I wanna stay fat because I love that my belly summersaults when I jump!
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Goals:
1) Weigh 224lbs (my previous low)
2) Weigh 199lbs (finally under 200!)
3) Weigh 174lbs (100lbs lost)
4) Weigh 150 (almost at goal)
5) Start toning/weight training and end somewhere around 140lbs
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08-24-2011, 01:24 PM
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#461
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I've picked my hard...
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Denver
Posts: 543
S/C/G: 232/206/170
Height: 5'4"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Divaintheworks
I want to stay fat because I love going into stores to buy a pair of jeans and I have to become an auctioneer to find my size.......(in my auctioneer voice).....ok I see 18's ,18's do you have size 20's ok 20's going once..ok I see 22's do I hear 24's going once,twice,....sold! to the fat frustrated chic with a headache |
hahahaha!!!!! That is great! I've been to that auction many times!
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08-24-2011, 04:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 236
S/C/G: 320/ticker/160
Height: 5'8
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I don't really have anything to add, but ohhhh my I so needed this laugh today! I can so relate to everything that's been said!
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02-08-2012, 06:34 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 76
S/C/G: 208/181/179
Height: 5"3
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I want to stay fat because I wouldn't want to all those people who have called me a fat ***** striking again, or to that woman who told me that cake is very FATTENING or the woman who told me I was unhealthy and unsexy, I would hate to disappoint those people.
I want to stay fat because I've always been this way.
I want to stay fat because my overhang is like a modernist sculpture.
I want to stay fat because at the back of my thighs it looks like I have two butts from the fat in the middle of my thighs being pushed up and out at the top, I like that look.
I want to stay fat because I like not being able to find a job, no I like feeling like I'm being smothered in my own body and judged for it everywhere, its great.
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02-08-2012, 06:37 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Florida Keys
Posts: 286
S/C/G: 322/see ticker/160
Height: 5ft5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by colneen
I wanna stay fat because I love it when little kids ask me if I'm pregnant!!
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I love it!!!!!
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Restarted Journey 01/10/2012
Mini Goal: Under 300 again.... Achieved 01/26/2012
Mini Goal: Less than my lowest last time 271.5
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02-17-2012, 10:04 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 673
Height: 5'3''
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I wanna stay fat because I love taking before pics and realizing that I pretty much look about the same.
I wanna stay fat cause in NYC I get to go on the train with fit people and when I sit down, there's always some hot woman standing in front of me or sitting next to me. Oh if thighs could mock!
I wanna stay fat because I liked feeling like livestock when my aunt poked my back and said "wow, that's all fat!! your sister isn't like that."
I wanna stay fat because afterwards my sister said that it was OK and tried to comfort me, but thats the only time when she's nice to me like that. The instant I lost weight she called me names.
I wanna stay fat because it makes me insecure. It makes me not care about anything else about my appearance, my makeup, my hair, my fashion, my awkwardness towards men because it doesn't seem worth it - all of this leading to a lackluster love life. I've never been kissed...
I wanna stay fat because when I am about to step on the scale, I always think "ohhh ur gonna be heavy today I can feel it" and I'm right.
I wanna stay fat because its Friday...and I'm thinking about food. At home.
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Last edited by pixelllate : 02-17-2012 at 10:04 PM.
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