Instead of eating it, let's play a silly game with fast food
With my real name I'm "Big Mac and Microwave French Fries" and with my screen name I'm "Big Mac and Microwave Fajita Roll-up"....Heck, I don't even like Big Macs!
Soooo.....what's your fast food name?
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/991/