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Old 09-22-2004, 11:14 AM   #1
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Talking Sharing A Laugh

The definition of "Bravery"

True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late
night out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"


Questions...
Why do we press harder on a remote control when
we know the batteries are dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
the they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but have to touch when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of dark?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or
does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to
commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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