Somebody sent me one of those silly links that predicts your ideal career (based on your name). I put in "Jill" and was informed that my ideal career would be as a bearded lady in the circus. This rather concerned me because I've had to pluck a few hairs from my chin since the onset of pre-menopause
I started to wonder how accurate this thing would be if you entered your screen name...here are a few interesting results, using some 3FC posters.
"Rochemist" = Alien investigator (Good thing she already speaks Klingon)
"Aprylcadabra" = Brain surgeon (I think we always knew what a brilliant li'l miss she is)
"Inca's Momma" = Muppet impersonator. (Hmm, that evokes images of a gentle soul. Perhaps she should have second thoughts about her new friendship with "Glynne" = Trained assassin!)
"Boiaby" = Rabbit slayer (Don't tell me that meek and mild personality is only a facade!!)
"JacobsMommy" = Secondhand car salesperson (Okay, she does have the gift of gab and talked me into a few things against my better judgement whilst in Chicago)
"Tolose85" = Topless model (need I say anything more?) Not to be outdone..."Melsfolly" = Porn star!
"Lessofsarahtolove" = Big game hunter. (As interesting as that is, more interesting is when you just put in "Sarah" = Dietician!!!)
"Raelynn" = Professional tramp (which I thought meant hobo, but I had second thoughts seeing as she shares an affinity with "Br00klyn" = Prostitute)
"Jiffypop" = Funeral director (Well...she is a compassionate, comforting person...)
"Tiffanie" = Anything where you can kiss ***. (You never know with these newbies, do you??)
"Goddess Jessica" = Pirate (Can there ever be too many pirates with great legs?)
"Mthrgoos68" = Spinster with cats (Seeing as she has 6 kids I was thinking we could clearly debunk this site, that is until "Jillegal" = Paleantologist! Considering my undergrad degree is in anthropology this is pretty freaky!)
Well, that's all the time I have for now (must get back to work before I get fired and have to start honing up my paleantology skills)
Here's the link - go check yourself out!