Not sure if any of you have seen these..I thought some of them were pretty funny.
If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator door,
The goodies inside
Will be easier to ignore.
~The Quote Garden
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown
If you learn from your suffering, and really come to understand the lesson you were taught, you might be able to help someone else who's now in the phase you may have just completed. Maybe that's what it's all about after all...
~ Anonymous ~
Highest weight: 261
Starting weight: 248 August 26
Current weight: 193
Current pounds lost: 55 lbs
Goal weight: 145 by August 26, 2006
Smoke Free as of July 1, 2004 (Started back smoking)