I think I am going to name mine Jack. Then if it's a good weigh in, "That's the fact, Jack!!" and if it's a not so good weigh in, "You don't know, Jack!"
Mine shall be Sheldon, because just like the "Big Bang" you love it even when it's annoying you.
That's a good one! I love that show.
Another good one for Big Bang lovers who have the type of scale you have to "tap" in order to start would be "Penny." Then you could shout "Penny" three times as you tap on it with your foot.
I got to know my scale better yesterday. Turns out my WW scale is made by Conair Glass. So, perhaps I will call her "Connie."
mine at my coach's office is Arch Nemisis. I even glare at it before I get on for my weekly weigh in and address it by name, telling it I will defeat it.
The one at home is WTF. But with varying degrees of excitement and disappointment.
I call mine Babycakes. It's a term of affection for those days when a lower number appears and a term of less affection indicating that I'm turning (turned!) into a body resulting from eating too many baby cakes.
mine at my coach's office is Arch Nemisis. I even glare at it before I get on for my weekly weigh in and address it by name, telling it I will defeat it.
The one at home is WTF. But with varying degrees of excitement and disappointment.
Good one! But no actual super villain name?
Your post made me think of comic book super villains and the first one that came to mind was "Bane." Not only is one of Batman's arch nemeses, but its also a term for something that plagues you -- i.e., "that scale is the bane of my existence!"
The only time I think of names and my scale is when it shows me a number I don't like. Then those names are all bad and need to be bleeped out! 
