Haha, I love this thread. It makes me laugh
- I want to stay fat because it sets me apart from all my slim, gorgeous friends... who wants to be just ordinary
- I want to stay fat because I love the judgmental looks that salespeople give me when I walk into a store which doesn't keep clothes my size
- I want to stay fat because I like having chairs with armrests rise with me when I try to get up
- I want to stay fat because I like feeling like I've run a marathon at the end of a 2 minute jog
- I want to stay fat because I like fighting to get into my jeans every morning (it totally counts as exercise)
- I want to stay fat because I love being in the friendzone of every guy I meet, who automatically shoves me into the funny, fat, genderless friend class
- I want to stay fat because there's nothing I love more than hearing how pretty my face would be if I became thin