This list was shamelessly borrowed from another board, but appears to come from Glamor Magazine prior to that...enjoy...
The Glamour List:
1- That the words "easy" and "weight loss" do not belong in the same sentence.
2- That when someone asks whether they look OK, the only acceptable answer is YES.
3- That you can fight with your boss...but you can't win.
4- That those people on TV whose lives always look so effortlessly great? They're not real.
5- That you should never, ever feel self-conscious in bed- even with the lights on.
6- That there is very little in life that can't be undone.
7- That please and thank you actually are magic words.
8- That you may not always find true love, and you definately won't always have awesome sex. But you can always get a great massage.
9-That it's not worth trying to make spaghetti sauce that tastes better than the stuff in aisle 3.
10- That sitting by quietly by yourself is doing something.
11- That (a) models have cellulite too, and (b) 99 percent of men couldn't care less about it. Why should you?
12- That if he really loves you, he'll be good to you.
13- That if you're capable of being happy "someday", you're capable of being happy right now.
14- That you know what to do. You may just be sacred to do it. (But don't let that stop you!)