Two funny NSVs...
One, the other day, I went to the high school to pick up my daughter. It was a warm day and since all of my shorts and capris are way too big, I wore a little pencil skirt that's cool and comfy.
My daughter was way across the field and when she reached me, she told me that from a distance she didn't recognize me because I looked too little to be her mom.
The second NSV was that a nosy coworker was prodding me to tell her how much I weigh now. I refused to tell her (it's a closely guarded state secret.)
So, she guessed: 165.