Exhibit A: my client's weight this morning, ladies and gentlemen, was 208
. Ok, it was 208.9, but in my client's weight loss world decimals don't exist
Exhibit B: I refer the ladies and gentlemen of the board to my client's avatar. 40lbs lost since the end of July!
Is it now not true, ladies and gentlemen of the board, that my client IS NOW OVERWEIGHT RATHER THAN OBESE???
(I've been watching quite a lot of Law and Order recently. Apologies.)