I know this is gross, but for years now, when I looked in the bathroom mirror I saw my upper roll sitting on top of my lower roll. This morning I looked in the mirror and saw that my upper roll has shrunk and lifted and, lo and behold, there is a space between my rolls. What could that be?
That space is a little narrower than the area above and below it. How very strange!
Wait! Could that possibly be my WAIST
?....... Why I believe it is! As hard as it is to believe, I have a waist!
Who would have thunk it!!!