Because toilet paper is going to get too expensive with the amount of trips I take to the bathroom from drinking so much water!

What are your silly (and completely not serious) reasons why you're giving up?

because all those trips on and off the scale are worse than step aerobics, and I'm tired.

Because I totally enjoyed feeling bloated and lethargic, so I'm looking to get back to that!

Because w/ the economy being so wonderful I can really afford to buy a new wardrobe in a bigger size!

Im going to stop my diet because I would miss having to stop halfway up the steps to get my breath, which is not good since that is where the bathroom is and Im floating from all the water

I'm quitting because it's really too cold outside to be going out to a gym and sweating in un-lady like quantities. Me and my belly can be happy at home and my thunder thighs can keep us warm!

That's hilarious!

I'm quitting my diet because there is no challenge left to breathing!

Someone has to eat all that chocolate cake and Milk Duds, may as well be me.

I'm quiting cause stuffing myself till I was about to vomit was always fun!

I quitting because that dip in the couch that perfectly fits my oh-so-oversized behind is lonely --- and no one likes melancholy furniture.

Great thread!

Glad I had already swallowed my sip of coffee before I read this.

I'm quitting because I miss waking up in the middle of the night with acid reflex so bad I gag myself. Oh, and I really like how my knees feel when I climb steps... it's like a pleasure pain.

I miss the sound of my students giggling as I accidentally knock things off their desks with my big ol' butt.

I am quitting because I like not being able to talk while I am climbing stairs because I am so out of breath! I need silence sometimes!