This morning I weigh in. I am like SO CLOSE to breaking 300. I sooooo want to be 299.9 even, you know. But no....300.4 on Friday, then yesterday 300.0. This morning I was SURE I would be crossing over (or under), but STILL the blasted 300.0. it had to be a mistake I stepped on the scale THREE TIMES. Nope, no mistake.
So I had a thought...I'd PEE, surely there must be an ounce of pee in me, right??
We have a very accurate digital scale. All I need is ONE TENTH of a pound to be in the 299 land. I'm going to make it. I have it solved!!
So after I pee, with great expectation, I step upon the scale again, knowing victory is to be seen...only to find now it is saying 300.6.
WHAT??? 300.6???????
How the heck did I gain .6 pounds by peeing????
And where is the Candid Camera Crew???
Donna
Looking for Never Never Land of the 200's