Life is hard, you are right.
congrats on sneaking turkey and chicken in on the family, My husband is the same, he would eat red meat every day if possible. Not only is he the only one in the house who really likes it, he won't eat meals that don't have meat, so I end up making two meals sometimes a day, one for him and one for the rest of us, and yes it is expensive, but he doesn't think so. men, sheesh.
When I am at 196 lbs I will no longer have a BMI of an obese women.