About me
I’m Zoeonly and I’m gonna have to face it, I’m addicted to carbs.
34 years old with a pea-hating, football-loving, hysterically funny 7 year old son and an 8 year old drama queen, creative as hell step-daughter (both in 2nd grade). My hubby and I were married about 18 months ago, but have been together for 4 years. We’ve somehow managed to accumulate 4 pets. One neurotic, runty chocolate lab mix, one semi-psychotic mutt who bears a strange resemblance to Dobby the House Elf, one COMPLETELY psychotic kitten who is unrepentantly unappreciative that I saved her life, but LOVES to fetch, and a 19 year old cat who just won’t die!