Seriously I just think you guys should see this – how friggan insane is this????
I have lost fourteen pounds of face.
I just about dropped dead when one of my co-workers was visiting my my-space and did the comparison for me. Seriously - almost died. Not only is it the loss of weight in the cheeks, chin but my eyes are brighter, my skin is cleaner and the tone is just … holy crap.
As Tim Gunn on Project Runway would say “Make it work Paula.” Oh hell yes I am Tim. Hell yes I am. More behind the cut.
In more serious news.
Going to be increasing my walking time gradually over the course of this month… each week I am going to be increasing it by one mile a week. This week is one mile. Next week – two miles and so on until I am walking four miles a day. I am hoping that will make the biking easier as I have been on my bike rocking it 2 miles a day. I have got to find on of those stupid pedometer gadgets at wal*fart this weekend.
Seriously this whole exercising thing is a pain in the ass – and my shins. Even after a total throw down fit of complaining about how much I hate walking, I have discovered how less of a total fat mess I feel when I am walking with my dogs – as opposed to being the girl on the bike whose ass has swallowed the seat.
But of course, while it may be low impact, my dogs and I enjoy it, I personally dig it due to the ability to crank the Regina Spektor MP3’s in my ear while my dogs poop.
It is also something I can do while the snow is on the ground. Not the 4000 feet New England usually gets – so I am looking for an alternative way to get this done. I am panicking because I don’t have a lot of bling so I can get a treadmill. Maybe I will just ask for something like it for Christmas.
Or perhaps craigslist… hmmm… treadmill or hookers? Which one do you guys would burn more calories and not give me the crabs?
Pictures of my less pudgy face
