Until I Collapse

OK, don’t stalk me, really. But this is that space where you put all the info that creepy internet stalkers such as myself obsessively check to see if other people are as crazy as I am. Or normal and boring as I am, however you want to look at it.

Let’s see…I’m a 23 year old army wife slash full time student. I don’t work - yes, I am fully mooching off of my husband to get a degree (business) that I don’t really intend on using any time in the near future. I’m considering getting my MBA after this, just to stay in school. I like school. I do not like the real world. And because my husband is technically a government employee, yes, I am mooching off of YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!! *everybody freak out here*

Don’t worry, your hard-earned money is being well spent, mostly at Target, Michaels, and Barnes and Noble (from this tidbit you should gather that I like shopping, scrapbooking, and reading). Don’t worry, I haven’t popped out any kids yet, so HA. You can’t yet criticize my parenting skillz or lack thereof. You’re stuck critiquing my choices in literature - and I’ll read pretty much anything, except perhaps westerns, so there you go, western lovers, there’s my flaw that YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE FUNDING. Well, that, and my thursday night Grey’s Anatomy and vodka habit, but I’m a college student, and that’s just the American way.

Ok. I’ll add more to this later, perhaps when I have more of a life. If it makes you feel any better, my thursday night grey’s/vodka habit is not spent alone. My best friend/ex roommate comes over and we get drunk and discuss men. God I love my 20s.