No carbs for you!
March 27th, 2009
So I went to the doctor. She is very nice. She is thin too. Bitch! LOL! My cholosteral is not too high - yet. My good cholosteral is not high enough and my sugar is not too high - again yet. She stongly suggested I quit with the simple carbs! (Fine, pick on the good ones) It is not good to eat rice AND beans says she. I didn’t know they didn’t go together! And she says you shouldn’t eat pasta AND garlic bread. Again, no one ever told me. I thought they all went together like peanut butter and jelly. And she wants me to (whimper) exercise more. Ha! I need to exercise period. I need to be like Island Girl and run like the wind. If I DON’T do these things, my cholestrol will get worse and my insulin will get worse and then I’ll be a fat pill poppin’ mofo. After thinking about everything I can do this. You know why? Because unless I get hit by a Mack Truck, I’ve got another 45-50 years to live. The women in my family on both sides live to be very old. Since that is the case, I don’t want to be old before my time and be popping pills left and right. Besides, that shit gets expensive. I don’t want to have to sell one of my cats in order to pay for my medications that will line the shelves in my bathroom. I’ll keep people entertained by showing them all my pills and explaining what each and everyone is for. UGH! Okay Doc, I got the memo. Loose some weight, eat better, and shake your money maker. Oh, she said that she would like to see me around 160 pounds. I laughed and said well that makes two of us. I am fat and as a fattie, I am supposed to be funny. So we are looking at 50 pounds. Well, at least I have lost some weight and it’s not 90 pounds like it was before. So yeah me. Besides, I was looking at a picture today vs. a picture of a few years back when I was thinner and I think the fat makes my eyes smaller. They don’t look as big in current pictures. Stupid fat face!
Since I am getting rid of things, so far this week I have sold, 1 2001 Dodge Truck, 1 Dean Koontz novel, 1 telephone/answering machine system, and 1 GPS tracker. All online, thank you very much. I am eyeballing everything to see what to sell next.
I am going to take a shower and read. I ate my final carbed filled meal tonight and topped it off with Good N Plentys. I told my hubby well at Taco Bell, I can have their Pintos. No cheese. Just pintos. I’ll just bring along my own whole grain tortilla.
I would appreciate some low carb ideas from my fellow chicks. Good night sweet ladies
March 29th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Hey ya girlie -
You ain’t no fat face honey so just STOP!
Hmm, didn’t know you shouldn’t have rice and beans at the same time. Interesting.
Low carb - now that’s something that I’ve had loads of experience with and I have to tell ya….bein’ the carb girl I am - I found that I could manage but one day the damn breaks and you’re sitting in the middle of your living room buck naked with a loaf of whole grain bread makin’ a damn fool of yourself.
*don’t even like bread *
But the main thing if you’re gonna do this thing is stayin away from too many sweets (fruits) - there are charts that give you the glycemic index of foods online so you can see which have the highest carbs.
I think to make it easier - just stay away from white stuff and if you’re eating bread/tortillas - just eat a small amount of the low carb stuff. *trust me - it won’t be as good as the other stuff so you won’t overdo it *
That way you’re not subjected to that carb orgy…
Oh goodness girl.
I am working on losing 50 myself to bring me down to a svelte 150. At 5′5 that ain’t skinny but for this big gal - it certainly is!
So let’s do it together.
My goals is to have it done by my birthday. That’s like 7 months away. What about you? What’s your time frame?
xooxoxoox