Important things I have learned…
Being Fat is Hard. Maintenance is Hard. Dieting is Hard. Pick your Hard
-Thanks, Ronde
Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and wine.
Today’s failure is the market research for tomorrow’s success.
Never eat more than you can lift!
~Miss Piggy
History is not made by women who are well behaved.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, especially if you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
Do not attempt to dry your cell phone in the microwave. (Actual line from the instruction manual.)
YOU DON’T DROWN BY FALLING IN THE WATER - YOU DROWN BY STAYING THERE. (Thanks, Oh Melissa!)
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar (from ‘Little Grains of Sand’)
