Missing: one chin; Seeking: two normal boobs

This just in:
The Queen is down to a single chin! Hip Hooray!

That embarrassing double chin that was wobbling like a turkey’s wattle has disappeared. Gone! I look so much younger. Less tired and saggy.
There seems to be a little less junk in the trunk too, although it’s hard to crane my neck around that [...]

dressing-room depression

On an impulse, and excited about having lost another couple of pounds, I went clothes shopping yesterday, shopping in actual stores, which requires putting on OTHER clothes and leavingĀ  the house instead of settling into a comfy overstuffed chair with the laptop and zipping through cyberspace to virtual stores with a few mouse clicks.
Perhaps it’s [...]