Dear Mr. Gym Grunter

Posted stellarosa27 on July 9th, 2010 | Filed under Uncategorized

We all know you’re working hard with your trainer, I get it, but is it necessary for you to grunt so loudly that I can hear you through my already way-too-loud Muse playlist ?  Yes, you’re impressive, you’re holding your legs off of the ground for 30 seconds at a time.  Amazing.  But I’m trying to stretch in peace.  Its not enough that you’re already taking up half of the floor space with your trainer, now you have to make it sound like your orgasming while I make sure my hip flexors don’t freeze up?  And its not like I wouldn’t like to be screaming bloody hell through my work out, but I choose to not waste energy on making noises and instead put it towards WORKING HARDER.  Friggin idiots…


Wght – 168.0

BF% – 28.7

For full disclosure, that was post-gym.  Pre-gym was 0.4 lbs/2% higher, but whatever.  Its still a loss 🙂  As you can probably tell, I made it to the gym this morning.  It was a shorter work out because I did 90 minutes yesterday, and my legs were tired.  Still, 50 minutes is nothing to look down your nose at 🙂  I did 20 minutes on the stairmaster and 25 on the elliptical, then some of those upsidedown crunch thingies.  Tomorrow will be a longer day, as I’m having a BBQ and I plan to drink, so gotta get that calorie burn in early.

My life, as always, continues to be exciting.  Tonight I will be cleaning my apartment and doing ridiculous amounts of laundry in preparation for my trip to Seattle (and possibly Vancouver!) – but I’m making up for that lame Friday night by spending Saturday and Sunday with lots of fun people.  Very excited about this, especially since I have awesome, healthy food in my apartment and I’ll be able to work out both Saturday AND Sunday (provided that I’m not too hung over, but I think I’ll be able to swing it).  Also, for an added bonus, the wine story had my FAVORITE wine on sale (Rosemount Shiraz) so my wine rack is now full 🙂 Oh, its the little things.

And happy Friday!!

One Response to “Dear Mr. Gym Grunter”

  1. mrssparklingpersonality Says:

    Your blog rocks! It is so motivational, and sooo funny…. Your pictures are also incredibly motivating. Keep it up, mama!

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