Omg, biggest fucking news like EVER

Posted by sagwa on February 27th, 2009 |Filed Under Uncategorized |

So me and Carguy fucked, like a goodbye thing, since I’m leaving tmrw. Then, I gave him a bunch of stuff I don’t need, like a bunch of crap, like pots and stuff. And then me and my best friend went out for drinks. And then we met up with Carguy and his posse. And then my best friend - she dropped me off with Carguy, so me and Carguy and his friends went barhopping, and clubbing, omg it was the funnest fucking nite ever. And then! Carguy was dropping me off, and I just HAD to confess, “Awww this is prolly the last nite i’ll ever see you, thank you for everything blahblahblah…by the way, I am scared to go back home cuz my father wants me to marry this doctor.” Just cuz I was drunk, and kinda felt bad, cuz he said he would miss me a hella lot. That good for nothing Carguy goes, “blahblah, I think u should talk to ur dad about that, blahblah, by the way, I got my gf back home pregnant, I have a baby daughter, surprise!” I was like, wtf, I didn’t even need to say anything sweet, cuz all along I thought I was being unreasonable, yet he was also being an ass. Hahahahaha, soooo fucking hilarious. Awww that adorable Carguy, he said that of all the girls he met the past 1.5 yrs away from home, only ME does he think is worth cheating on his “beloved fiancee and daughter.” Awwwww, that’s sooo freaking sweet. While me - I don’t care about the guy my father chose. I don’t fucking care!! Who cares. I have “cheated” on him countless times. I don’t even know if it counts as cheating, as I don’t even love him, I only took that stupid ring so my father will shut up!! (that and he DOES have an MD and a fabulous condo overlooking the vegas strip). Anyway, so Carguy was being all nice-nice, so I said, “Awwww ur so sweet…if only u had an MD.”

HahahahahahahHAH! HAH!! That’s what he gets for messing with me. Now he’ll forever know that he is not good enough for me. I mean, how DARE he fuck me when he has a fiancee and daughter! (and who cares what I do, I am above the rules anyway, I don’t care if I technically have a fiance, I can screw around with whomever I like, I am above the rules!!) Anyway. I bet that whole “…if only u have an MD” thing bruised (and hopefully smashed and killed and kicked and chopped and also incinerated!!) his ego. MwahahahahahHAH, that’s what he gets! Which is kinda sad, cuz he is such a sweet sweet guy. I bet I could fall in love with him…if he was older, taller, meatier, and had an MD. HahahahahaHAH, i love House.

Omg, me and my best friend were discussing how hot the Dean of our school was. He is soooooooo HOT. He is only 36, omg OMG!! And an MD. Omg, he is so hot. I don’t know why the fuck he married his wife - she isn’t even an MD! She’s just some teacher, she taught us Physiology, but who cares, she’s not an MD. I just don’t get it! O well.

Tomorrow, my best friend is gonna drive me to the airport. Carguy was gonna, but I cancelled on him, cuz I thought it was gonna be weird, besides, I think that was THE most perfect thing to end things with him - to say that awww, he is such a sweet guy - if only he had an MD!!! Hahahahahahah, I am just so freaking FUNNY. I am so incredibly awesome. Dang, i just really LOVE myself!


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