Sistah Pat

Okay, then! Today will be a perfect day designed to get me out of this funkie mood. For starters, I have a cute and comfy outfit to wear today, I planned a nice breakfast and lunch, I have a nice entertaining lesson for my students today, AND I plan to have a good diet and exercise all day. Right now, I’m off to the showers!

4:30 - Today has been pretty good! I’ve been aware that I’m trying not to get bogged down in the gutter so I’m taking a positive approach to things. I didn’t dwell on the nasties! The scale showed 166.5 this morning and that’s good. I took vanilla soy milk and oatmeal to school for breakfast and that was good. My kids enjoyed the lesson today and were really enthusiastic about it but they kept themselves reined in and I really enjoyed them today. Did a lesson on internet predators and showed them a fifteen minute film about a 12 year old who was a victim of a predator. They were really into the film and had some serious and thought provoking things to say afterwards. We talked about ways to have friends on the internet while still taking precautions to be safe. SO…you will never hear me speak names, addresses, cities, states, or phone numbers on this site! If any of you little chickies are 50 year old men, doing things you shouldn’t be doing while drooling over my pictures, you can just back off! I’m wise to you, you perverted piece of crap! Don’t think this chickie can be fooled just because you pretend to be a sweet, motivated woman with flabby thighs! I’m not falling for it!

Had a nice lunch of tuna pasta salad with fat free mayo, edamame beans, lemon juice, sliced grape tomatoes and cracked peppercorns and half a watermelon which was shared by several of my friends. Had a few laughs and took my belt apart because it was dragging my butt. I removed three links and Phyllisann decided we could make a nice brooch out of them. I wanted to hang on to them in case I need them in the future. She said she was going to read my blog tonight to make sure I confessed that I was afraid to let go of the extra links. So…there you are, Phyllisann. Laugh your skinny little butt off but my bloggie buddies understand the fear! I actually have a lovely silver and gold belt that fits now. (plus extra links to make matching earrings and a brooch)

Stayed after school about 30 minutes then I headed home. Now I’m ready to tackle an old Jane Fonda aerobic tape. I’ll try not to laugh too hard at the big hair and leg warmers.

6:15 - Okay! I finished Jane Fonda aerobics so I’ve done everything I said I was going to do today except go to the cruise website so I did. Here’s what it said when I logged in:

Whoo Hooo! I’m starting to get excited! Here’s a picture of me in my new bathing suit after finishing my Jane Fonda workout. The leg warmers really helped. I had to crop my head in case the perverts are looking.