Weird morning…it’s really quiet and feels kind of spooky.  Must have had a nightmare or something last night and don’t remember it.  I’m sitting at the kitchen table and it feels like something’s not right.  Ever get that feeling?  I don’t think I’ve ever felt that way in my own kitchen while slurping down my morning coffee.  Guess I’d better get my shower and get moving but I’ve got a picture of “Psycho” in my mind.  :-(

6:00 a.m. - Whoo Hooo!  All the spookiness is gone.  Hopped on the scales and they showed 169.5.  Norman Bates walked in and I gave him a big hug and said, “Look, Norman, look what the scales say!  Whadda ya think of that!”  He just shook his head and walked out the door.  Poor guy, he’s got issues.

9:45 - I love Coldwater Creek!  I love being back in petite sizes!  I do have to admit, however, that I’d love to find that skinny, anorexic little bitch that wears all the petite xs.  She’s ruining it for the rest of us!  The woman has tons of stuff to choose from while those of us wearing the larger sizes have to do all kinds of digging to find what we want!  It’s really not fair.  The reason they have all those petite extra smalls is because she doesn’t even shop in the women’s department.  She won’t spend that kind of money when she can buy outfits for $8.99 in the Toddler’s department.

Nevertheless, I managed to find some gorgeous outfits!  I’ll take pictures of what I wear the next few days.  I really think we all ought to meet up here in Edinburgh, Indiana and have a shopping party!  We can rent a hotel room or stay in the RV.  There’s a nice little winery up here and a food court at the mall.  We can all get makeovers at the mall and try on clothes!    RSVP to Sistah Pat c/o Coldwater Creek Outlet, Edinburgh, Indiana.

5 Comments

susan aka Happy Hag says 22nd August @ 7:42

You are a piece of work.
I almost shot coffee out my nose.

Yay for the 160’s!

leighish says 22nd August @ 9:34

lol! thanks for the laugh patty, it was a good way to start the day! At kroger, they’ve tried to assign vacations that way but it never seems to work out so for the most part, they let the departments play it by ear but they have to make sure certain weeks are okay for employees to take vacation. I was only eligible for vacation starting june of this year so everybody knew I’d have to take a later one.

Joy says 22nd August @ 15:05

LOL,
oh my goodness you are so funny! That is the first scary movie that I even seen “Psycho”.
Good for you skinny! You are in the 160’s wooohoooo! I am so happy for you. Good job!
Joy

ps: summer rolls (perfect idea for lunch)

brseay says 23rd August @ 7:21

So glad you had fun shopping, can’t wait to see some of the clothes. And I know what you mean about the tiny ladies…my SIL was a petite 0 for many years and most of the women in our family are my size. When she got pregnant w/their 1st child, she was happy (of course) but told all of us how she was kind of scared b/c she was going to have to break 100 pounds! I still don’t like her to this day.
Brandie

Joy says 23rd August @ 7:53

I am so glad that you are having fun patty! Shop, shop, shop, it burns calories and makes you feel great! ;)
That is so wonderful that you can shop in a normal store. ahhh one day i will too.

Oh I sent you some photo’s from our trip via your e-mail.
Joy


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