Weird morning…it’s really quiet and feels kind of spooky. Must have had a nightmare or something last night and don’t remember it. I’m sitting at the kitchen table and it feels like something’s not right. Ever get that feeling? I don’t think I’ve ever felt that way in my own kitchen while slurping down my morning coffee. Guess I’d better get my shower and get moving but I’ve got a picture of “Psycho” in my mind.
6:00 a.m. - Whoo Hooo! All the spookiness is gone. Hopped on the scales and they showed 169.5. Norman Bates walked in and I gave him a big hug and said, “Look, Norman, look what the scales say! Whadda ya think of that!” He just shook his head and walked out the door. Poor guy, he’s got issues.
9:45 - I love Coldwater Creek! I love being back in petite sizes! I do have to admit, however, that I’d love to find that skinny, anorexic little bitch that wears all the petite xs. She’s ruining it for the rest of us! The woman has tons of stuff to choose from while those of us wearing the larger sizes have to do all kinds of digging to find what we want! It’s really not fair. The reason they have all those petite extra smalls is because she doesn’t even shop in the women’s department. She won’t spend that kind of money when she can buy outfits for $8.99 in the Toddler’s department.
Nevertheless, I managed to find some gorgeous outfits! I’ll take pictures of what I wear the next few days. I really think we all ought to meet up here in Edinburgh, Indiana and have a shopping party! We can rent a hotel room or stay in the RV. There’s a nice little winery up here and a food court at the mall. We can all get makeovers at the mall and try on clothes! RSVP to Sistah Pat c/o Coldwater Creek Outlet, Edinburgh, Indiana.