I am MILF

I have nine heirloom tomato plants growing in my garden.  I have all different varieties.  I am more than a little disappointed by a couple of them though.   My Isis, which are supposed to taste like candy — well, they don’t.  Stupice are the BEST for my tomato and cheese sandwiches.  I feel so Adam and Evie when I can go outside and grab what I need for my sandwich or salad.  Usually all the little ones are gone by the time I get back in the house because I stuff my face in the twenty steps it takes to get inside.