what the ….!?!?!?

203.6 this morning after I peed like seabiscuit from all that water I drank last night.

I CALL SHENANIGANS!!
I’m not going to lie. I’m really frustrated. I know this is normal and I should take a deep breath and keep on plan and it will happen. But I’ve been on my way to onederland for SO long and I guess I’m just getting impatient.

Patty, oftentimes the entry titles are lyrics randomly chosen from whatever music I happen to be listening to at the time. Sometimes it fits my entry, sometimes I probably leave you scratching your head. I bet it was more fun when there was an air of mystery.

I want to call a moritorium on this 203lb business.

James is starting to pull himself up. We’ve suddenly noticed our lack of baby proofing.

Today at work was much calmer than yesterday, oddly enough. When I left yesterday, the display case looked pathetic. Today it was full when I left. Yippee!

This is my 100th post apparently!

I signed up to volunteer at the Kroger Kids Halloween party in the parking lot on thursday. Costume is required though. But I looked into it and I’m positive I can get away with a pair of cat ears and some makeup. hopefully they won’t try to feed us.

The boys at work got to hear all about my chain of loser ex boyfriends today. The song “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” by The Everly Brothers came on the Kroger Radio and I started cracking up and then had to explain why. I once had a boyfriend (he lived out of town, you could hardly call our relationship a relationship to begin with) who was flat out obsessed with Top Gun. We were 15. It was silly. We had little in common and I honestly wasn’t that interested in him. After about a month I was planning on “breaking up” with him when he sent me an email where he typed out the words to that stupid song and wrote at the bottom. “Ashleigh, I’m breaking up with you. sincerely, Joe Blow.” and I cracked up. I wasn’t even upset. So now every time I hear that song I think about my loser ex boyfriend. Even more hilarious, he called me up over a year later because he was at camp and was thinking about me and was hoping I’d talk dirty to him.  Sisterchicks, what the heck? I think about my string of total losers and wonder if my self-esteem was really that low or if these guys were just really desperate.  There was only one ex boyfriend I didn’t mention and I think it’s because I really did care for him (maybe even love him) but we were not right for each other. Our relationship and friendship was emotionally passionate and completely volatile.  So I don’t talk about him anymore.

DH and I are thinking of having family portraits done this year. I finally have a reason to get a haircut!!! I haven’t yet decided if I want to have the portrait in Christmas theme or not. Maybe not.

today!
lunch: WW Smart Ones Chicken Enchiladas Monterrey
dinner: 4oz grilled chicken breast, 1 cup corn, 1 cup brown rice. Salad.
snack: havent decided yet. Maybe a fruit bar?

I better go. The James is beckoning.

2 Responses to “what the ….!?!?!?”

  1. Sometimes I think it’s a good thing I don’t have a scale that works with decimals. Don’t worry too much about it. Your body can work in weird ways sometimes. If you’ve recently cut soda out of your diet, you can start to retain water for a while before you see results, trust me. <3

    You’ll get there! Keep up the awesome!!

  2. Geez…there’s no mystery to this title…

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