I Can Do This

February 25th, 2014

Although many things

Might be beyond my control

I eat what I choose.

Boots over calves

February 21st, 2014

Today, Wearing boots

That when purchased did not fit

My calves must have shrunk!

What is the measure

February 18th, 2014

Success measured by

Keeping my head where it counts

Out of my own way!

Public, yes, read by none.

February 16th, 2014

There is a purpose

Not to be delegated

To the public sphere.

Planning Shabbes Dinner

February 14th, 2014

My family feasts

On the fruits of my labour

This is my reward.

Phlegm

February 13th, 2014

Thinking of sugar

Flavours  my throat in mucous

Yes, it is that gross.

Spinning makes my butt sore

February 12th, 2014

My butt may be sore

That is better than lazy

Flabby and not sore.

Ill fitting bra

February 10th, 2014

My mind lost focus

Is the excuse to explain

Bra bought at Walmart.

Invited tonight

Dinner at seven thirty

Fattest Chick? Still me.

I beseech You, G-d

Extend to me the restraint

Hold my tongue from Guile.