If I scream much more, I swear, I will lose my voice.  And my kids are good and I rarely ever raise my voice - I don’t really feel that is the way to handle misbehavior anyway - but this evening I am just losing my patience.  I just want some peace and quiet.

It started on the ride home from the Ortho.  The price wasn’t horrible - actually, it was probably the best I could have hoped for!  But still being several thousand dollars, even the best price poses an issue for a single mom of three on a budget.  I will figure it out though, I always do.  Anyway, THAT wasn’t the problem.  I was just going over numbers in my head and DS12 gives me an attitude about not stopping at a roadside farmers market because they are selling fresh pretzels.  I asked him “Why, did YOU have the money on him to buy everyone pretzels?”  And he looked at me with a terse, “Noooo” … but then was annoyed because he wants me to buy them.  It’s a bleepin pretzel, it’s not even the PRETZEL that bothers me … it’s his complete disregard for MONEY … like our parents used to say, MONEY DOESN’T GROW ON TREES.  And NO matter what, he can’t seem to get this concept!  He is going into eigth grade now … for example, he is old enough to know that when I tell him I have a shopping list and a set amount of money to spend at the supermarket, then he shouldn’t be asking me for frivolous crap!  So anyway, he has an attitude about the pretzels, he doesn’t really say much but sighing and a sarcastic okayyyy mom and tunes back into his iPod.  Rough life the kid has, huh?

So, this sort of pushes my buttons and I lashed out at him.  It went something like this: “Maybe you should have lived my twelve-year-old life for a while.  Maybe you can get a job and work all summer, than you can pay me rent, and then you have to buy your own school clothes with the rest of that money.  Oh, and how do you like my 12-yo braces?”  And at this I flashed him a huge smile, demonstrating the gap in my tooth and my much less than perfect smile.  Dental care certainly wasn’t my parents priority.

And trust me, I reallllllllllly held back.  I could have mentioned that I was raising my 8 year old brother, that that year we had no heat, that my parents were drunk more often than sober, that I was constantly rescuing my mother from her “suicide” attempts … that she drank every medication we had in the house and tried to drive away with us at 2 am only to crash into a ditch across the street and pass out, and my brother and I had to carry her back inside.  Alcohol and drugs came before food.  And shortly thereafter, we lived out of a car.  A 2 door hatchback.  That was MY 12 year old life.  And again, just a teeny percentage of it.

So, yeah.  Turn up your ipod and be pissed because you don’t have a pretzel.

This has a lot to do with what I mentioned in a comment to Holly earlier in the week … really comparing my life at my childrens ages to their life.  And don’t get me wrong: I am THRILLED that a pretzel is DS’s biggest concern! lmao!  But I just wish he appreciated things a little more.

How do you get kids to appreciate how great they have it WITHOUT exposing how bad it can actually be? 

——————– Here is where the language gets worse, lol ——————————

Anyway, I came home to a note from my boss -during my lousy two hours PERSONAL time I tried to take (which I got work calls on my cell all during) about a hotel reservation he was supposed to make, asking me if I made it.  Okay, I’ve said it before, I have to say it again.  Sorry for the language in advance.  I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING PERSONAL ASSISTANT.  THAT IS NOT MY JOB.  FUCKING HIRE SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU NEED THAT SHIT BECAUSE I HAVE ENOUGH TO DO AND I AM STRESSED OUT ENOUGH AS IT IS.  LORD KNOWS THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHERS IN THE COMPANY WITH NOT ENOUGH TO DO, UTILIZE THEM!  And btw, he didn’t have to make the reservation himself - he got an email from an exec asst in Corp telling him that she was handling the reservations and to let her know how many nights he needed … so why the fuck would I email her?  I didn’t even get the email, it was FOR HIM.  Why wouldn’t he REPLY TO HER??

Oh I’m sorry, he was probably too busy out shopping for yet ANOTHER car to add to his fleet.  One that has cameras to vibrate the steering wheel when you cross the yellow line.  You know, the important stuff in life.

——————— Ok, resume normalcy … for me, at least ——————————-

Whew.

So right now, I just want silence.  I am heading to the gym in a few.  Maybe running while this angry will be great.  Oh, I hear the rain on the roof.  POURING again.  Sigh.  I am not really angry with DS, I just want him to be appreciative.  I do more with these kids in a month’s time than my parents ever did with me.  Totally serious.  I try my absolute best.  I want to be a “success story” in every way. 

And I can’t always stop for the damn pretzels.