Losin it in Paradise

Tonight I had this craving for something really sweet, like a candy or something.  So not wanting to go over my points, I stopped at Wal Mart and bought some sugar free Werther’s Original hard candies.

I have been working away and sucking on those hard candies and they have been hitting the spot and killing that old sweet tooth and I have been so proud of myself and then all of a sudden there are some rumblings going on in my tummy….some twirlings in my gut going on…..OMG…..did I get the farts or what?????

So clutching my butt cheeks together I ran to my locker to get the bag of candies so I could read the ingredients.  Contains sugar alcohol!   May have laxative effect!!!

Now I am hiding out in my office with a can of febreze hoping like hell there will be no code blue called.  Can you imagine me trying to do chest compression with gas???    push toot push toot…..hell no more like push bam push bam…..dam this stuff is not cool.      Good thing I am working nights and don’t share an office

Now that I have grossed everyone out, I better leave my office and walk around a bit as the air in here is turning green.   I just hope no one notice that I am walking a little “tight ass” tonight

Now ain’t that a blog???

Posted on January 24th, 2008 by islandgrl
Filed under: General