Why did the bbq chicken pizza cross the road

A.M. weigh in: 155.8

I did GREAT yesterday… and then didn’t go to TaeKwonDo and took my boys to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine instead (for my review, CLICK HERE). I ended up eating half a bag of mini MnMs… and then when we got home, for some totally unknown reason, I had a piece of leftover BBQ chicken pizza. Really??!! What was I thinking? I obviously was not!

So, this morning, did I resolve to do better? You bet I did… in between bites of THREE pieces of BBQ chicken pizza. Write this date down. So when the doctors ask, you’ll know precisely which day it was that I LOST MY FREAKIN’ MIND!!

UPDATE 8:16PM

Day has officially gone to hell. Just ate a handful of Doritos and washed it down with a few sips of Dr. Pepper! I hate Dr. Pepper and never drink regular soda. EVER EVER EVER!! Oh yeah, I’ve been beaten with the crazy stick. Did I mention that I consumed this while watching The Biggest Loser?! I don’t have a single marble left, do I?

One Response to “Why did the bbq chicken pizza cross the road”

  1. That’s hilarious.. I did the same thing.. I rarely watch Biggest Loser, but there was one time where I was eating chips and watching Biggest Loser.. and I was thinking.. man.. I AM the Biggest LOSER for doing this.

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