Teach a girl to fish…

She’s a spreatsheet wizard,

There’s got to be a twist
A spreadsheet wizard
She’s got such a supple list

How do you think she does it?
(I don’t know)
What makes her track food?

She ain’t got Del Taco cravings
Can’t hear those buzzers and bells
Don’t see doughnuts as “Yummy”
Eats by sense of smell
Always gets her protein
Hopes the scale number falls
But that fat, plump and blonde girl
Sure eats a mean meatball….   dunnut dunt…  dunt t…  dah dah…..

(Sing to the tune of “Pinball Wizard” by the Who)  enjoy

My new theme song. I have wicked calorie counting spreadsheet that I am currently obessing about right now.  Why?  Cuz I’m down 2.2 lbs since I put it in place. 1st time in 7 weeks I have been UNDER my January 1 starting weight.  Go me!