Rump-hurt-still-skin January 23, 2009
My ass is driving me nuts. Actually, I don’t have any nuts, but it feels like someone has strategically placed a golf ball at the bottom of my “Y” you know …. ( Y ) …. and relief only comes from writhing and twisting and the occasional uncontrollable flatulence that has built up unexpectedly from all the writhing and twisting. Some how, on some planet, I am fairly sure this is a core workout. However if you are looking for an injury that will make you appear sexy and strong, I would skip anything with COCCYX in the title.
“Oops… sorry.. I farted.” 
I swear I feel like him lately. Man… it hurts to laugh.
I did get to roam the blogs some tonight and I am pretty impressed with the fabulous results people are getting. Not so excited about working my ass off to get there too though. I am coming to terms with the fact that I may be in …. how you say… denial… about how fast change will come. As a matter of fact, I rather prefer to wake up tomorrow 56 lbs lighter with my boobs back up towards my chest somewhere. Where do I sign up for that? Oye….. I guess I should be patient, take the advice of those women who I have read have weighed 30 to 100 lbs more than me, and get my butt in gear when I can again. For now, I’ll keep writhing and twisting….. twisting and writhing and …Oops…. 
Something stinks.
Welcome back! I haven’t caught your name on the update list or I would’ve been by sooner.
I sometimes feel like the fat bastard. Only difference is he THINKS he IS sexy and irresistable.
Weclome back to it.
OMgosh! LOLOL I love the picture!
Soooo funny! Now your pain is not funny. I hope that you feel better soon.
Have a nice weekend.
Joy
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Wait, you mean I’m not going to just wake up thinner and perkier? Ah hell.
And for the record- writhing and twisting totally equals a core workout!
OMG. I just read the news of your butt. Okay that didn’t sound right. Your butt was in the news? Big ass headline? Not big ass, big headline. LOL, whatever. Seriously, I hope your and “yours” are feeling better.
I’m with ya. I keep reading all the other blogs, and I’m wondering when I will get to post some fabulous news. I don’t know if the other blogs are inspiring or depression-inducing at this point.
I’ve been knocked out all weekend on oxy. For my cramps. So I was right there on the couch with ya!
I hope you get to feeling better!
-kt
P.S. Stop “writing and twisting.” It’s starting to smell in here.
Okay…obviously, I’m going to have to go back and read the last post. Something must have happened to your ass….
How are you doing?
Joy