Rump-hurt-still-skin January 23, 2009
My ass is driving me nuts. Actually, I don’t have any nuts, but it feels like someone has strategically placed a golf ball at the bottom of my “Y” you know …. ( Y ) …. and relief only comes from writhing and twisting and the occasional uncontrollable flatulence that has built up unexpectedly from all the writhing and twisting. Some how, on some planet, I am fairly sure this is a core workout. However if you are looking for an injury that will make you appear sexy and strong, I would skip anything with COCCYX in the title.
“Oops… sorry.. I farted.” 
I swear I feel like him lately. Man… it hurts to laugh.
I did get to roam the blogs some tonight and I am pretty impressed with the fabulous results people are getting. Not so excited about working my ass off to get there too though. I am coming to terms with the fact that I may be in …. how you say… denial… about how fast change will come. As a matter of fact, I rather prefer to wake up tomorrow 56 lbs lighter with my boobs back up towards my chest somewhere. Where do I sign up for that? Oye….. I guess I should be patient, take the advice of those women who I have read have weighed 30 to 100 lbs more than me, and get my butt in gear when I can again. For now, I’ll keep writhing and twisting….. twisting and writhing and …Oops…. 
