“Your boyfriend is so hot! December 3, 2008
Does he work out?”
So I get this package at work that is addressed to Boblian on Monday. Its from Verizon. He says he ordered himself a “handsfree” device. Whatever. I’ve been telling him I want, no NEED, a new phone and get no response. (He pays the cell bill so I don’t have a whole lotta room to push for a new one.) This thing weighed like 3 lbs. So I text him from my sucky phone to tell him his package is in. He calls me, tells me to open it and see if its the “right one”. Well its not handsfree, and it looks something like this
Turns out to be an early Christmas present. I get it home, get it set up, fart around with the whiz bangs and what nots and proceed to take it to work with me the next day (yesterday). On my way to work a text message comes in and theres some crazy noise that comes from my phone. HUH? Bout an hour later, sitting at work with my phone on my desk and text comes in. Before I can grab it, some voice that sounds like the robotic cleaning lady from the Jetsons says “Just Chillin with my Ipod at work. How is your day?” WHAT!?!? My freakin phone READS my texts out loud! So I text Boblian and let him know how cool, funny, scary it is. Just as I hit send, a disgruntled employee comes in super upset to talk to me about his supervisor. He is shaking. I’m trying to concentrate, look apathetic, and suddenly my phone starts up….
“Your boyfriend is so hot! Does he work out?”
“Boblian is really sexy.”
“I’m horny. How is your infection?”
I couldn’t turn it off, couldn’t stop it and there I was with the expression on my face stuck somewhere between “holy crap” and “that’s freakin hilarious” and “I am sooo sorry”. Point of the story, there is none. Other than I got my ab workout in by laughing all day long and I really should read the manual. Headed out now to look for it…….
omg!! this is funny shit!! thanks for the good laugh!
MWAH HA HA HA - i spit out my coke. thx alot.
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That’s a great story. I was ready to comment that maybe you were getting one for Christmas. Hopefully the disgruntled employee got some comic relief out of it. I’ve never heard of it reading text messages before, that sounds really awesome.
In reply to your comment on my blog: Thank you. I also have a teen who towers over me and looks at us like we’re stupid, clueless, or speaking a different language. He’s 14, about 6″1 and weighs 265! He is supposed to be in this quest with me, he is doing it half-heartedly, mostly because we’re pushing him to do this. There’s a pic of him on my blogs’ photo album page.
I figured out how to get my name clickable. If you go to Site Admin, then in the upper right hand corner click your user name (fatnomo). Scroll down to contact info and paste your link http://3fatchicks.com/diet-blogs/fatnomo/ in the website box. click update profile. It makes it easier for people to find you when you’ve left a comment. HTH
buahahahaha that is AWESOME!!!
hee, hee! I love it! Reminds me of Joy’s episode with the prayer group when the kiddo’s toy starts saying things.