You might not really want to know this about me!

I wish I had S shaped poop!

No I am not some crazy woman randomly posting bizarre goals.

I want to lose weight. What does that have to do with poo shaped like a letter from the alphabet…. I seen this show where the doctor showed you what the food you ate for a month looked like, (usually looked like a table covered with beige slop) she would look at your body for signs of nutrient defiencys (ex. cracked tounge=zinc defiency, etc) Then would brave going through your poo, describing it in detail and tell you how it is supposed to look. Hense the desire for S shaped poo!

I want healthy poo, because it will mean a healthier me!

This is obviously not my only goal nor is it the central theme of this blog. I promise not to divulge what every poo looks like. In case someone may be interested if I reach that goal I will place the word carnival on one of my blogs with no other explanation and it will be in all capital letters. (Our little secret)

Basically my life is dull, Mommy, Wife, Part-time job. Blah, blah, blah. I’m overweight, busy, overextended, pretty darn close to overworked (sometimes), a touch lazy (sometimes). I suppose there is one or two good qualities too.

I intend to document my journey to a healthier life. I want to make it fun, motivational, real, unique. Dotted here and there will be issues of daily life. Stuff we all go through it all affects our health oh yeah and our waist lines. Here I go!