Even Though My Paunch Is Jiggly I Still Deserve Love
1)I am a fantastic power singer. I can harmonize with anybody, and my tone and control is amazing for a gal with no training or choir history or anything. I have a distinctive style, and people like my voice. Singing makes me happy!
2) Who here typing is a creative and amazing cook? Oooh, ooh! Me! Me! I love learning to make new things, and even though I NEVER follow a recipe one hundred percent I haven’t had a dish turn out bad in years and years. Cooking for others makes me happy, and folks like my yummy food.
3) So what if I’ve still got extra marshmallows and wiggle zones? I have a beautiful hourglass figure, and the only parts of my body that I don’t care for are my upper arms- which I am working on.
4) My eyes are clear and wide and green and lovely. All those compliments from people aren’t lies.
5) All my emotions come out in my face/eyes/mouth. I can’t hide a thing, and I like that about me. My face is so expressive that I am able to communicate without needing to speak. So, like, if I went mute tomorrow I’d still manage to be mostly awesome.
6) Deep in my heart and soul I have a true desire to serve and help others who genuinely need it. My compassion and empathy is so strong that even when a person I don’t care for much is hurting I complete forget my issues with them and instinctively help them however I can. This is a good trait to have in my opinion.
7)My sense of humor ain’t too shabby. I prefer to hang out with people who make me laugh, and I like making other people laugh with my shenanigans as well.
8) I’ll never be a lady, but I make a pretty bitchin’ tomboy. I feel like I am the perfect blend of feminine and masculine components. I love being a woman and being nurturing, wearing pretty clothing, lingerie shopping, oozing the divine feminine, and doing other girly type things. I also love hanging with the guys, cussing like a sailor, drinking beer, playing cards, getting dirty, and dressing like a homeless slob.
9) Speaking of clothing, I think I have a neat sense of style. I certainly do my own thing, and I sure as hell know what I like. I can even rock out outfits that don’t quite match. (I used to receive all kinds of compliments for that bizarre gift)
10) When I see a piece of art or something crafty that I really like I can study it a little and then make my own super cool version. I am always fiddling with one project or another, and I really love the stuff that I make.
11) I’m a very good card player. I come from a family full of good card players. Not the annoying kind who get angry when they aren’t winning, but the fun kind who make jokes about themselves when they are losing and banter like goons.
12) Remember back when I said I had a beautiful figure? Well, I thought it needed repeating. These are some sweet as heck baby makin’ hips right here, son. And check out the funbags on this kitten… MEE-YOWWW!
13) I have nice, thick, lovely hair. My face shape and eyes also make it so that just about any cut looks pretty dang cute on me.
14) Writing is something that has always come natural to me. I love to write and let my ideas flow out of me. When I write things down it helps me to organize all the stuff floating around in my brain.
15) Some people are terrible at camping and being in nature. I am not. I am a great camper, and love hiking all day. Being out in the elements brings me joy.
16) When friends need advice or help with something I am the go-to girl. I am patient and supportive and helpful, and I have the ability to word things gently and in a non threatening manner.
17) I pay attention to people. All people. I don’t miss much, and have keen powers of observation. Because I pay attention my awareness of situations is quite good, and I am able to be helpful and thoughtful. I know when somebody needs a laugh or a hug or a beer.
18) I am vibrant, adventurous, and fun, and not afraid to live and be who I am. (That last part I’ve been working on a lot in the last year)
19) Alright. I shouldn’t toot my own horn or whatever, but I’m going to anyway because this list is meant to cheer me up when I am feeling blue. I am seriously a tiger in bed. I am passionate and a total nympho. Combine that with my cooking skills and my love of camping and washing the dishes, & you have a total freaking fantasy goddess. What dude in his right mine doesn’t dream of a gal like me? Just sayin’.
20) I can play the guitar and the cello, and someday I will learn the piano.
22) Need a traveling buddy? I am your girl. I love to drive, be on planes, trains, and boats, and am a very relaxed and fun passenger. I am totally willing to try new things, and love spontaneous and last minute adventures. Some people never leave their city, but I support day trips. Get out there and explore!
23)My smile is joyful and pretty and honest.
24) I appreciate beauty in all of its forms. Art, plants, bugs, critters, museums, demolition derbies, fairs, festivals, coffee shops, airports, train stations, late night diners, snow falling at midnight, Christmas trees, kittens, giant trampolines, the sound of the water hitting the shore, the smell of my roommates making coffee in the morning… beautiful things are everywhere!
25) I like to make crystals and was/am brave enough to start an etsy store and sell them at arts and crafts fairs.
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