New Year’s Eve!!! December 31, 2011
I wanted to tell you all to have a happy slappy amazing New Year’s. I would love to post more, but I don’t think that is going to happen.
Soooooooooooo quick updates:
I was sick, and then got better, and then have spent the last week pms’ing like hella bad. I am not even joking, I was having hot flashes, cramps, nausea, headaches, and the whole works. I burst into tears several times for no reason, and felt like running around swinging a shovel at people’s heads several times. Today it escalated when I got a headache that was so bad that I almost threw up. I was resting my head on the table and started to cry, and Chris was patting me and trying to make me feel better. Bother. I curled into the fetal position on the loveseat, and took a wee nap, and shortly after that I managed to drop my 64 ounce water bottle on the floor. It exploded and formed a tiny lake that I considered leaving to its own devices. My gypsy living room could kinda use a little area of bog. I think it would be relaxing to listen to bullfrogs singing in the evening, and I have always been a fan of cattails. Instead of permitting such environmental shifts in my living room I mopped it up with about five towels, and a little help from Chris and Nevis. I was sort of laughing at the situation and shaking my head, because what else can ya do??
The nap made my head feel a bit better, and so did the hotpockets and Pomegranate Raspberry Bartles and Jaymes that I just drank. What the hell. It’s new year’s eve and I have been feeling like death all day, so I make as well get fancy dancy with sugary cheap booze and hot pockets. WOOOOOT!!!! It’s a trailer park New Year’s shindig ’round here!!
Things that are awesome: My boyfriend decided to move in with me after Christmas because we are madly in love with each other and don’t like not seeing each other for whole days at a time.
I got some really great Christmas presents, and the presents I gave were loved and admired. I didn’t get a lot of stuff, but the things people did give me were super cool. (A deck of fairy cards by Doreen Virtue that go with the other two decks of hers that I have from my dad, an awesome new journal, an adorable monster sticker, and a set of glitter pens from Chris, an aesop’s fables pop-up book, and a hand illustrated story from Sparks, a hand blown vase like thingy with a stopper in it from Egypt -wish I could describe it better cause it is beautiful from my aunt, and some nice bath stuff from my mom)
Evening though I was feeling poorly on Christmas, it was the greatest Christmas that I have had in a long time.
Things that aren’t so awesome:
I really have been feeling physically awful, and actually feel completely bat shit insane at times. My hormones have gone ape shit. Why, you ask? I think it is because I was using progesterone cream to balance my jacked up hormones, and I had to stop taking it a few months ago because I didn’t have the money. However, my last two periods have been a fricken horrorshow, so I ordered some cream off of the internet. To hell with my budget. I don’t want to go banana sandwiches and pummel some clown into the pavement because my lady parts are acting up. Tee hee hee.
I felt so garbagey that I haven’t been able to work out, so that’s no good either.
I’ll get back to blogland tomorrow and display my new year’s resolutions and all that jazz. Also, the Hate Loss Challenge starts tomorrow, and I urge all of you to join in. For more info, check out fatgirlwearingthin’s blog at the link under my blogroll.