I am a 35 year old mom (to a 17 month old boy), teacher, student and wife. Not necessarily in that order (well, okay, mom usually comes first…) I am fat. I don’t want to be fat anymore, nor do I want to b**** and moan about it any more. I’m bored with the discussion and, so I’m going to not be fat any more. Just like that. I am going to release myself from this life-sentence of fatness by becoming not fat.

Here are the stats:

5′7″, 190 (good god) lbs.

Boobs 41″,

Waist (at the “narrow” part) 34″,

Waist (at the navel - which sits a bit lower since the baby) 39″

Hips (at the widest part) 46″

Holy s***!! I am freaking fat!!!