Gym-cest
As I’ve mentioned before, a favorite pastime of mine at the gym is to watch all the regulars that are there when I am there (would I be considered a regular to them?? Interesting. I wonder). I love watching who knows who, wondering how they know each other, and if they hang out outside of the gym. But my NEW favorite show at the gym is “Guess Who’s Doin’ It?” That’s right folks, the show where you observe and try to guess who’s tappin it, and who’s not getting any at all!!!
There are these two people that are TOTALLY doing each other. At first they were flirty, would talk, but then do their own thing. Then, all of the sudden, one day, they were giggling and touching, and looking at each other coyly. And that’s the day I realized- holy crap!!- they were getting a second workout- on each other! They are both totally ripped, she’s a petite little thing and he’s this HUGE dude, a trainer at the gym. And they’re also totally getting it on.
Then, there’s the guy with tube socks up to his knees, black sneakers, shorts that make it slightly scary to look anywhere below the waist line, and the holey t-shirt with the pit stains. Deeeefinitely NOT playing hide the dumbbell.
And that, my friends, is how you make a 30 minute run seem like your favorite sitcom.
I think this is the funniest post ever.
I would totally get a gym membership just for this purpose! I would think watching everyone would definitely make some of that 30 minutes go by faster?
Hope your workout tomorrow is even more enjoyable!
Wow. I go to the gym 3 times a week or more. I talk to men; in fact it was a man who got me to start and introduced me to his friends. I gotta wonder what people think I’m doing with all these men now? Good. Give ‘em someting to talk about!!! I love it!
If I had thought like you I probably would have kept going to the gym instead of letting my membership lapse! I’ve added you to my blogroll.
Thanks for your comment; darn, I was thrilled to think I might just be generating some gossip. Maybe I’ll try harder? Actually, when I thought about it, I do like to watch one of the female trainers try her best to attract a man; some days she really is just outrageous.
Anyway, the main thing is, you are going to the gym to see the soap opera—WTG!!! Good luck with your fantasy baseball team—how are you doing so far?
You are too much! That is so funny!
ROFLMAO!
Girl you are too funny! I am glad to see that you are doing so well! Great job on working out while you “people watch!” Whatever you have to do to get you through it! 