Gym-cest
As I’ve mentioned before, a favorite pastime of mine at the gym is to watch all the regulars that are there when I am there (would I be considered a regular to them?? Interesting. I wonder). I love watching who knows who, wondering how they know each other, and if they hang out outside of the gym. But my NEW favorite show at the gym is “Guess Who’s Doin’ It?” That’s right folks, the show where you observe and try to guess who’s tappin it, and who’s not getting any at all!!!
There are these two people that are TOTALLY doing each other. At first they were flirty, would talk, but then do their own thing. Then, all of the sudden, one day, they were giggling and touching, and looking at each other coyly. And that’s the day I realized- holy crap!!- they were getting a second workout- on each other! They are both totally ripped, she’s a petite little thing and he’s this HUGE dude, a trainer at the gym. And they’re also totally getting it on.
Then, there’s the guy with tube socks up to his knees, black sneakers, shorts that make it slightly scary to look anywhere below the waist line, and the holey t-shirt with the pit stains. Deeeefinitely NOT playing hide the dumbbell.
And that, my friends, is how you make a 30 minute run seem like your favorite sitcom.