Sexy Bass
Definition: Bass (buh-AH-ss) The area where the lower back and upper butt mingle into an unintelligible mix of the two.
I don’t think I will ever forget when I first realized I had a “bass.” At least that’s what I am calling it, I don’t think that’s a real term. But maybe I can start it. Anyways, I think I was 20ish when I first saw my naked back in the mirror(I had avoided it prior to that). I literally thought “Oh my God, THAT’S what I look like from the back???” I was horrified, although I don’t know why I was surprised. Did I really think I had an Angelina Jolie back at a weight of 185? I don’t think JT will ever write a song called “Sexy Bass.” Although that would be a hilariously funny parody.
The thing I hate most is that it is so pancakey. My actual butt, at the bottom of my back right on top of my thighs isn’t bad. It’s the whole lower back/tailbone region that just grosses me out. Flat, white, and flabby. With some girls that have their jeans ride low and sport lower back tattoos, it looks really sexy. If my jeans are riding low, I can only imagine how many people have lost their appetites. I’m beginning to think a goal (provided I have the courage to endure the pain) could be that when I get an actual “Sexy Back”, to get the lower back tattoo I want- the Boston Red Sox “B”. A nice bullseye for the Yankee fan hubby of mine! 
I have always dreamed of having what I call a “bread back.” You know the kind of back the looks like a loaf of bread with the seam down the middle? Interesting BoSoxGirl, you even named a part of the body after food. Telling?? I think so.
A Lovely Bread Back
A Bass Like Mine