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“Oh, you naughty, naughty female”

That quote is from an old lady in a restaurant I went to on vacation the other day. I think it pretty much sums up my vacation. She was speaking to her 7 year old grandchild (very weird to have said it to her, and imagine it in a high-pitched haughty British accent-what could a seven year old have done that was so deliciously naughty????) , but I feel like she was talking to me. Here’s my vacation in a nutshell:

- Was furthest from South Beach Diet one can be- I was on the North Mountains Diet apparently. Sheesh. Cheesecake? I don’t even like it!!! WHY OH WHY?

- LOTS of sun- pretty nice tan. I’ll pay for that in 10 years. Even got a booby tan hehehe.

- Booby tan lead to skinny dipping (first time for everything)

-I think we all can guess where the other two things lead to with my husband around.

-That was the only exercise I got all week :o)

I will, therefore, be phase one-ing this week, in addition to adding back vitamins, water, and gym. Very bad week altogether. I will NOT weigh myself tomorrow, I don’t want to know how much work I undid. I will wait till next week when I am back on track. All in all, I was a naughty, naughty female. And I loved every second of it.

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By bosoxfan
On August 5, 2007
At 10:34 pm
Comments : 6